Until the World Cup passes safely

So that the World Cup passes peacefully

For women, the World Cup season seems to be a holiday of madness for husbands. She does not understand and will not understand the psychological changes that have occurred in her husband, who sits all day in front of the television screen watching a group of idiots running after a ball. They are trying to prevent a group of crazy people from taking her, and suddenly her husband screams and overturns the small table, or he shouts insults at them (Messi) or (Henry) due to their inaction. Of course, at that time, she could not talk to him at all about the damaged bathroom faucet or his daughter’s high temperature. For her, it is just a children's game. Even if the players receive millions, it is a children's game. I received this funny message via the Internet, and I hated not to pass it on to you. It is advice that a very footballing husband gives to his wife about safely getting through that difficult period. The World Cup period: My dear wife... I would like to extend my greetings to you and give you 12 pieces of advice before the start of the World Cup. The World:

During the World Cup, you should read the sports press and follow the World Cup news, and in this way you can join me in the conversation about what is happening. If you do not do this, I will have no choice but to completely ignore you, which you will not like.
During the World Cup, the television is considered my property at all times of the day without giving a reason.
If you want If you walk in front of the television during, before or after the match, I don't mind at all as long as you do it crawling on the ground like commandos in a world war.
During the matches, you must know that I do not see, hear, or speak, unless I need food or drink from you, and I will not agree to listen. Sentences such as: Answer the phone, bring us food from the supermarket, or open the door.
If you do all of the above, I will allow you to watch TV from 12 p.m. to 6 a.m.
Please, please, please, don't tell me, "It's just a game," or, "They'll win next time," when I look sad about my team's loss in the World Cup, because that doesn't help me, it just makes me more angry.
I will never mind you watching one match with me, and I will allow you to speak during the break between halftime, only if the result of the match is in favor of my team, which I support. Please underline the word “match” only.
The television replay of the goals is very important to me, and I do not care if you watch the goal 100 times, so do not complain.
Tell your friends and our friends in general not to have children or hold any parties that require my presence with them for three simple reasons. The first is that I will not go. The second is that I will not go and the third, which is more important, is that I will not go.
It cancels the previous point in one case, which is that one of our friends invites us to watch the match.
During the daily summary of the World Cup, you should not say, “You watched the match, so why are you watching it again?”, because my response is It will be, “Return to point number 2.”
At the end of the World Cup, I ask you not to say that the World Cup comes every 4 years,” because I am immune to such words. And do not forget that after this will come the English League, the Spanish League, and the Italian League. And the European Champions League, the European Cup, the FA Cup, the Spanish Cup.....etc.